When one’s in love with an ageless god who insists on the face of a twelve-year-old, one does one’s best to hide the damage.
MIDDLE FINGERS UP
IF YOU DON’T GIVE A
*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick
*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*
who the fuck is Gavin
i don’t know but he seems pretty upset
I’ve developed this headcanon where Phineas and Ferb go back to school and the teacher asks who would like to share what they did over the summer. Phineas is almost falling out of his seat, holding his arm up so high, and finally the teacher says, “Phineas, the entire Tri-State area knows what you’ve been up to this summer.”