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Aug 24, 2014 / 25,979 notes

Anonymous said: So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

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angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

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sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

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just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

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colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

THANKS SATAN
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smurflewis:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

THANKS SATAN

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flaming-ducks:


thepleasureprinciple:


Welp.


I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!
Aug 24, 2014 / 330,790 notes

flaming-ducks:

thepleasureprinciple:

Welp.

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

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Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.
read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)

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80slove:

Adventures in Babysitting Then and Now

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cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

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bloodjunkie-angelgroupie:

The best reaction to when someone is crying.

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clara-oswald:

How long can you hold your breath?

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